The Resume with Rhythm and Bunnies
I own two pets,
two fluffy rabbits.
They are well graced
and have good habits.
They hate it
if all day I’m out,
They love me lots,
there is no doubt!
All artists search
for inspiration.
I look for it
in cloud formations.
When I am writing
I arrive
To a nice spot
on Mulholland Drive.

I wrote texts
all day today.
The fact
of being me away
Caused a precise
investigation
And they began
examination
“Where have you been?”
my Lexa asked.
To answer
was an easy task
“I was at a store.
I bought some food,
So you should be
in a happy mood!”
She comes at me
a little closer
Then sniffs, then wrys,
covers her nose.
“So if you were
at the store, my dear,
Why do you smell
like a keg of beer?”
“It was a guy…
he grabbed a pack,
With the same hand
picked up a snack,
He stumbled, dropped it,
smashed it down.
He would make a
horrendous clown!
I stood too close
to the rack,
The beer splashed up
and soaked my back.”
“You’re not an owner,
you are a headache!
You should come home
for each school break!
You have us,
precious fluffy pets
And all you give us
are upsets.
Don’t wanna see you.
Go out!
Go drink some beer.
Stop your pout!
We loved you, waited,
we were worried.
And you weren’t even
in a hurry!
I do not want
to have these worries!
I do not want
to hear these stories!
Just look at us
we are perfection!
It’s only you
who’s the exception!”
I was depressed.
I sat in tears.
They all came true
my dreadful fears.
I gave them kisses
and some greens
Promised a weekend
in Palm Springs
“I love you, girls,
please, do believe me!
And never ever
think to leave me!
But I will go
outside.
We love to eat
fresh veggies, right?
Here is the thing,
my dear bunnies,
To feed you
I need to make money.”
"So maybe you can
rob a bank?”
“No, no, Suzi.
Little prank!
You, pretty rabbit,
stay a slob.
But I will have
to find a job.
You know,
I do have a skill
And people’s dreams
I do fulfil.
And not just one.
First – photo taking,
Then –
great commercial making.






I can come up
with whole campaigns,
I can create
strategy lanes.
I can boost Instagrams
and blogs,
Initiate hot
Facebook talks.
For Jaguar
I made campaigns
Cirque du Soleil…
Let me explain,
I’ve worked with many
over time
But in this poem
they don’t rhyme.
My skills are great
for helping others
I’ve worked with kids
who have no mothers
I’m helping pets
to find a home
And changing lives
for those who roam.
I have some rules,
Here is one:
I only claim
my work is done.
If client’s eyes
are shining bright
With rapture, joy,
and with delight.
Those eyes are
the best reward.
They’re greater
than a Cannes Lions Award
This is what gives me
joy and drive.
And this provides
my sense of life.
“Ok, I got you,”
Lexa said,
“But now it’s time
to go to bed.”
I turned. And she,
through long eyelashes,
Saw on my back
big beer splashes.
The next day came
and it was sunny.
“Let’s find a job!”
suggest my bunny.
Linkedin for this
is a perfect place
Regardless of your
age or race.
So I signed up,
got a profile.
It asked for a photo
with a smile.
I called my girls
to help me take it.
I was afraid
I would not make it.
They helped a lot,
my fluffy bunnies
They brought some props
and wrote some signs.
They made suggestions
what to wear
And also
they did my hair.




And, yes, I’m looking for a job.
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